Welcome to my deranged little mind!
Enjoy your Stay!

 

baby draco: *points at house elf*

baby draco: dobby i'm naming him dobby

lucius: draco no

lucius: draco what are you doing

dobby: dobby

baby draco: dobby

French teacher: okay now say something in french

Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent


This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty