megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

laugh-addict:

and so the teacher went…

(Source: captainmarvel87)

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

justiceshipper:

theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:

jeweyflambara:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

I wish I had friends

I wish I could knit

tessanetting:

dance-into-a-daydream:

im-lonely-youre-lovely:

gyzym:

sheafrotherdon:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute

omgggggg

HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM MISTER STEPHEN COLBERT.

(Source: toptumbles)

orgasmicallyawesome:

For you M.G., a little Severus Snape. Uploading here as well, because why not?

fyeridan:

“This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho. 

This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture. 

The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.

If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.”

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

lovemehluke:

high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages

(Source: lukeslamb)

Xira by ~nii-kun-san

something i drew I:

David Tennant Blue Suiting Cosplay Pinafore by *DarlingArmy

pyangpyangart:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

This is distressing and awful to see this..

(Source: misteroswald)

i-am-the-last-timelord:

lolzpicx:

This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life

(Source: tgwb)